30 September 2009

India's Epcot of Lies


Its amazing to me that I haven't yet posted on this, as its been several weeks since I visited.

Early on here, a few friends and I were eager to do a bit of sightseeing. We'd been so engrossed in apartment-searching that - a week or two into our time here - we'd hardly had the opportunity to see any of Delhi, particularly not historic Delhi. Like any good tourists, we started our day at Humayun's Tomb, which I have described before as a marvel of Mughal-era architecture. Thereafter, it got a bit strange.

Our next destination was Akshardham, which is described on its website as epitomizing "10,000 years of Indian culture in all its breathtaking grandeur, beauty, wisdom and bliss. It brilliantly showcases the essence of India’s ancient architecture, traditions and timeless spiritual messages. The Akshardham experience is an enlightening journey through India’s glorious art, values and contributions for the progress, happiness and harmony of mankind."

In other words, its a bizarre temple complex run by an extravagantly wealthy and extraordinarily odd sect of Hinduism. It consists of a magnificent central temple, with facades, pillars and sculptures that were handcarved by 11,000 volunteers over the course of 5 years. The entire complex was designed to perfectly replicate ancient temples, and as best as I could tell, it did. But beyond this central temple, the campus - and I say campus because inculcation seems to be the primary objective of this cult, ahem, sect - consists of: an animatronic tour of a Swami's life, an animatronic boat ride that takes you through a complete mythical and fabricated history of Indian ingenuity and invention, and an IMAX film that is translated into multiple languages and was filmed with the support of tens of THOUSANDS of extras. They also have a snack stand that sells delicious popcorn, a personalized photography set-up, with the temple as a backdrop, and a musical fountain show that is the showy and surely completely traditional denouement of every evening.

When I arrived, I had no idea what to expect. When I learned that there would be animatronics, I had every idea of what to expect and I was excited, because animatronic-anything is guaranteed to be both hilarious and awesome in equal measure. And it was. The animatronic Swami brought fish back to life, healed the sick, and became one of India's most important figures (so the believers say) in a series of seven or eight mechanical scenes, operose in the disturbingly funny way only robots are capable of.

With the tour of the Swami's life over, it was time to pull the lens back and focus on the rich lineage of India's cultural, scientific and philosophical traditions. When was the first space ship invented? Did you say 1950? Well, you are wrong. Ancient Indian's invented the first spaceship more than two thousand years ago. They also invented nuclear fission, modern day medicine, yoga (ok so we knew that), and EVERY OTHER THING UPON WHICH HUMAN CIVILIZATION HAS BEEN BUILT. This fact - and the error of Western history as we know it -was presented to us during a 20 minute indoor boat ride that ended with a trip to the future where, evidently, small children of different colors (not races, I mean primary colors) will walk through the sky on nearly invisible pieces of glass.

I would go on to describe the IMAX, but I mostly just fell asleep, despite it being the single loudest film ever made. How could I stay awake after such a tiring day of having my entire belief system and cultural heritage shown to be a fiction?

The evening closed with the dancing fountains. Jets of water, illuminated by multi-colored lights danced through the air as though summoned by the Swami himself. We were all amazed and then bored. So, we left early, went home, and spent the next days sorting out dreams from reality and reality from nightmares.

One thing I've been dogged in trying to figure out ever since is where their money comes from. The temple complex literally must've cost billions. But there is no information about it anywhere, as though no one else is interested in such an oddity, or as though they're Scientologists. Which is my theory of the moment.

28 September 2009

Neighborhood at Night

Mediocre photograph of the iron-wallah's shop.
Protecting the status symbols from dust.
All that remains of a house that has been demolished by hand over the past week.
Late-night eating in the market.
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Urbanization and Revitalization in Delhi

In my last post, I noted that Delhi is a city abuzz with change of all varieties. Having just attended a three-day conference addressing India’s rapid urbanization, I wanted to put that remark in a broader context.

Currently, the population of Delhi itself – a 1,500 square kilometer jurisdiction - is ~14 million people. But within the National Capital Region – a 12,000 square kilometer area – there are nearly 40 million people. Compare this to New York, with approximately 8 million people in the 5 boroughs, an area of 900 or so square kilometers, and just 21 million people in the broader metropolitan region – much larger than Delhi’s at 17.5 thousand square kilometers.

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from Urban Age

One stark way of highlighting this data is to look at population in terms of density. Despite having no skyscrapers or substantial high-rise development of any sort, Delhi and New York have similar densities of around 9.5 thousand people per square kilometer. But Delhi’s maximum density – again, with no high-rise development – is almost 100,000 people per square kilometer, nearly double high-rise NYC’s maximum of 50,000 per square kilometer.

Delhi’s size and the need to effectively manage city space become even more critical when viewed through the lens of anticipated future growth. In the city-proper alone, the population is anticipated to double by 2020, rising to more than 25 million people. Prior to the economic recessions, NYC was predicting a population growth of just 1 million people by the year 2030. 1643 people move to Delhi every day. And this is expected to more or less happen every day, for the next decade at least.

As you can imagine, this type of rapid growth poses enormous problems for Delhi, and Indian cities in generally. Indian academics and urban planners are desperate to implement policies that shape this growth into liveable, sustainable cities and to avoid the trajectory of many other South American and Asian cities (and even New York) that only began developing comprehensive, integrated and inclusive planning mechanisms after periods of widespread social upheaval and startling economic polarization.

That task is a tall order. Governance is extremely poor in India, and this is particularly so in Indian cities. The “mayor” of Delhi – currently the much-beloved and very progressive Sheila Dikshit – is also the Chief Minister of the State of Delhi (much like D.C.). But significant portions of what would ideally be within her policy portfolio are instead relegated either to federal agencies or one of Delhi’s three municipal corporations, all of whom have poorly defined jurisdictions and are staffed with babus – India’s name for ineffectual, often-corrupt public servants who, in the urban context, are often rural transplants with skill sets that are woefully incompatible with city management.

(Often too, India’s obsession with the engineer class excises urban planners from the city building process, a prime example of this being the master plan for Gurgaon, a hellish satellite city of Delhi, whose guiding principle was a complex mathematical formula that resulted in an urban area with no sidewalks and 33% of all land area covered by roads.)

Poor governance also means poor enforcement capabilities. Indian cities recover only a fraction of levied taxes, fines and utility fees. Local laws are flagrantly violated, with enforcement rare.

All of this means that, despite several concerted efforts to develop “master plans”, most cities in India – Delhi perhaps in particular – are facing serious problems and responding insufficiently. 24% of India’s urban population lives in absolute poverty. 40 million people in India’s cities still live in slums, and, despite rising costs of living, only 16% of Indians in urban areas earn more than 11,000 rupees/month (~$230/month). In Mumbai, 63% of residents still defecate in the open. And in Delhi, 50% of its historic structures –potential development assets - have been lost in the last 90 years due to mismanagement and neglect. In Delhi, the water and energy supply are becoming increasingly scarce (for those who had them in the first place), with outages in many areas frequent and often lasting for days. Sanitation facilities are poor at best. The municipal corporations have no way of knowing where pipes exist, which leads to frequent backups and innumerous illegal overflows into the Yamuna, the river that courses just to the east of Delhi’s downtown center.

And if one thing is making all of these indicators worse, it’s the rise of India’s car culture. In 2002, the last year for which I have accurate statistics, India’s air pollution ranked worst in the world for large cities. Delhi had 8 or 9 times the particulate matter of New York City, and in nearly every fiscal quarter since 2002, car purchases have increased in India by double digits. In 2004 there were 4.5 million registered motor vehicles in Delhi, with motorcycles most prevalent, followed by cars. As car ownership increases, this trend is changing, and though motorcycles are still the most popular form of transportation, cars are quickly closing the gap. Every day, 150,000 cars ply the 8 line highway between Gurgaon and Delhi alone, leading to a 10 minute average wait time at the toll booth, even with the widespread implementation of EZ-Pass-type technology.

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from Urban Age

And in India, cars are not respectful of boundaries. Dedicated – and segregated – bicycle lanes are crowded with auto rickshaws. Cars crowd dedicated Bus Rapid Transit lanes. Traffic is pervasive and unavoidable. And so far, the government’s response has been to invest in costly flyovers, elevating one road over another. But these infrastructural modifications are almost always implemented discretely, with no integration into a broader planning effort. Zooming over a flyover, you’ll quickly be stopped at the next light, which hasn’t been changed to reflect modified traffic patterns. Even more importantly, this investment in road infrastructure has been detrimental to equivalent investment in alternative modes of transformation, most notably walking. Only around 10% of Delhi-ites own cars, which means the vast majority take public transportation, bike, or walk. But Delhi is a city of crumbling sidewalks, where they exist at all. Pedestrian fatalities – at the hands of automobiles – remain a leading cause of death. And beyond all of these quantitative metrics, the shift towards a car-dominated urban form represents a serious move away from ideas of sustainability, inclusivity, and livability.

Despite these obstacles, Delhi is a city that is gradually developing appropriate responses and solutions. An enormous metro system is nearly complete. The pilot stages of what will be a vast BRT network has been successful (assuming you’re not a privileged car owner). Delhi will host the Commonwealth Games this summer. A federal urban renewal scheme is pouring billions of dollars into urban infrastructure. And increasingly, citizens and private firms are contributing to conversations about the city’s future. For someone interested in city administration and planning, the potential of Delhi is unparalleled. But progress will likely be slow. Power needs to be centralized and granted more authoritatively to the municipality. The organizational and administrative structure needs to be more holistically integrated. The civil service needs to be reformed, anti-corruption measures enhanced, and enforcement mechanisms developed. And the government needs to start communicating with its residents and become more of a public-facing institution, in order to change behaviors and ensure the successful implementation of key initiatives. And beyond all of these reforms, service delivery needs to become effective. Land use policies need to be developed. Delhi needs to involve its citizens (all of them, not just the car-driving, well-educated elite)and visitors alike in a comprehensive discussion of what it wants the future to look like, what matters most to the people living here.

As for me, I’m still digesting three days of extensive discussions about what this future might look like, and will post my own thoughts here from time to time. I’ll also post more information about some of the urban management strategies Delhi has developed, or is developing, that I find particularly promising, with resonance beyond India, for cities around the world.

On With Our Lives...

The LSATs are done. Taken under remarkable conditions (relative to our worst fears), we took them yesterday, after a sleepless night of anxiety and panic, and have now begun the long wait for our scores. Which is to say, we're never thinking about them again.

The test center was substantially better than anything I've heard about in the US: digital clock for all to see, cookies and tea at the break, and a box-lunch to take home. Afterwards, we treated ourselves to a long nap, and then went out for a luxurious dinner at Diva, a nice Italian restaurant in Delhi. LSATs are officially a thing of the past: on to research, working and exploring India.

First up: the Himalayas. on Friday, we'll fly to Leh, in Ladakh, for a long weekend. Expect photos of snow-capped peaks, mountain lakes, Buddhist monasteries and hearty food.

All this optimism seems in contrast to the tone of our previous entries, so let me acknowledge that they represented slight exaggerations, in the case of my posts, and complete fabrications, in the case of Dana's. Just kidding, but things here have been wonderful on the whole. Delhi is an amazing city, abuzz with change (physical, demographic and socio-economic) and full of hundreds of markets, restaurants and cultural institutions, where chaotic street bazaars are improbably juxtaposed against serene and unmoving 1000 year old remnants of forts, temples and mosques. And our apartment - despite its occasional leaks and shortages - is quite nice too. Spacious, quiet and overlooking a lush park. We've even just hired a cook.

So our lives are anything but hard, but leisure is not as amusing to recount. So, with this disclaimer of sorts, we'll make a quick return to cynicism and hyperbole. Because you love it, and because its cathartic for us.

24 September 2009

Not dead, yet

To allay your worries as to our whereabouts, and also to shut up those who have been whining that we have not posted recently, know this: we are taking the LSAT on Sunday. In Delhi.

Well, in Gurgaon, a southern suburb of Delhi filled with glassy high rises belonging to the likes of Ernst & Young, Deloit, Dell, and also filled with half-cultivated fields, cows, goats, and a weird quasi-modern not-totally-abandoned-but-maybe-partly-abandoned complex called Greenwood Plaza where our test center, Planet EDU, is located.

Amazingly, despite the fact that we learned upon visiting this week that the other inhabitants of the "Plaza" include a bootleg whiskey shop and a roadside cart that sells food out of a brass drum (quite good food actually) in a neat setup where a wild mud-covered boar serves as the trash can for all scraps and utensils once you are finished, the test center seems normal. They say they have air conditioning and I know for a fact that the woman at the desk speaks English. If you adjust your standards properly (and believe me, I have), those two facts are a dream. What that also means, unfortunately, is that if I do poorly on the LSAT it will be my own fault and I won't be able to blame it on roving livestock entering the classroom or the temperature in the room cresting at 130 degrees---both things I'd secretly been counting on as excuses for admissions committees. Oh well.

And with that, I leave you to return to the desolate world where my sole purpose in life is to determine where student X must sit if students Y and Z do not sit together but student B is out sick, given that the room is painted green and the teacher is ugly. Cross your fingers, toes, eyebrows, whatever you can cross for us. See you Sunday evening.

16 September 2009

I am John, I am an American, and I am happy.


This picture was taken nearly a year ago, and is not indicative of life in Delhi in recent days, both because the people in the picture are wearing sweaters - its 9 o'clock at night and 99 degrees right now, so that's clearly an impossibility - and because it captures a scene not able to be seen from my apartment, which, until this afternoon, I hadn't left in more than 72 hours. Still, I thought a picture might entice you to read on. Only now you know better, and are fearing that what follows will be a banal recitation of my apartment bound life these past three days.

But, your intuition would be wrong, and always will be in India: quiet study and simple domesticity are but dreams here, never to be fulfilled. Banality: if only. Our best efforts to buckle down and study religiously for the LSATs were thwarted at nearly every turn.

First, the water. Or the lack thereof. We haven't had it in three days. Occasionally, a turn of the faucet will produce a slight trickle, enough to wash one hand, or perhaps one dish, if that hand or dish was already clean. This means: showers are infrequent (but with bottled mineral water - ah, luxury - when they do occur) and - worse yet - dishes piling higher by the day.

I don't enjoy doing dishes, and if we were in the US, I'd be content to let them pile for a few days, as disgusting as that sounds. But here, with dirty dishes come ants. Hundreds and thousands of ants, criss-crossing our apartment like graph paper. And unlike any ants I've ever encountered in the US, these ants don't just like sugar: they'll eat anything. We've found them in toothpaste. They devour globs of sunscreen. They've also developed a particular taste for eating pasta and cornflakes, and slowly seem to be adopting the proclivities of my own appetite. The one thing they don't seem interested in is their poison. Which is surprising, given that every inch of the apartment is covered in powdered insecticide that I know to be illegal in the US, and whose possession there would carry a prohibitive fine. And its not illegal because its ineffective. Other people here have described insects running through it and shedding two or three limbs immediately - but not these ants. Instead, I'm sure the powder is slowly becoming airborne and crystallizing in our food, and in our mouths and noses when we sleep. Neurological problems are sure to develop rapidly, and I expect my organs to cease functioning by next week. But what else are we to do? I certainly haven't learned how to request "EPA-approved ant traps" in Hindi.

In fact, the only thing I have learned to say in Hindi is the title of this entry. (To be fair, I've only taken one class so far, but optimism is difficult when a cold shower seems - and likely is - so far away).

(The cruel irony of this drought and its attendant pestilence, is that, for several days last week, it rained so hard that water began to seep into the concrete roof and poor in steady streams into our kitchen. The floor was littered with buckets, bowls and rags, all of which had to be emptied or squeezed every 30 minutes. Even with this Sisyphean effort, there was a half inch of standing water on the kitchen floor at all times. And worst of all, the roof is slowly rusting, and with a rusting roof comes rusty water that stained everything it touches. Clothes, the floor, dishes. Everything. We never expected to be punished so cruelly for the simple and seemingly modest wish that our apartment - what with its four walls and roof - actually effect a difference between the out-doors and the in-.)

So, in this land of extremes, we press on, hoping for a time when the heat and monsoon are weakened by cool, crisp winter air, and the city is once again a land of sweaters, (albeit polyester monstrosities that more resemble bear costumes than clothes). Until thatEdenic time, we'll sweat without respite in the cruel heat, knowing full well that as soon as we forget ourselves in the rigors of a timed LSAT section, the doorbell will ring us back into purgatory, and at the door will be seven or eight toothless men wanting to fix our leaks and mark the tortuously slow march to winter with heavy swings of their blunt tools against the semi-porous roof over our heads.
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13 September 2009

Handsome Boy

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India Habitat Centre




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Chandni Chowk and My Life as an Electrophobe

I. Sightseeing

Yesterday the rain cleared and I was desperate to get out of the house and out into the city. BJ was not feeling as desperate, but I managed to convince him that a visit to Old Delhi would be a nice change of pace from hurdling in autorickshaws from one modern(ish) neighborhood to another in South Delhi. So, we got in a rickshaw and hurdled north.

Chandni Chowk is Hindi for 'Moonlight Square', which evokes images, in my mind at least, of a European central square made of polished marble glinting under a full moon with maybe a clock tower for good measure. In reality, there is nothing square, celestial, or like a romantic meeting spot about Chandni Chowk. It is a medival warrenlike circulatory system of narrow, muddy unpaved roads clogged not only with the usual fare of autorickshaws, trucks that somehow have only three wheels but are driving, cars, and people, but also carts pulled by horses, men pulling carts filled with sacks of spices, and lots and lots of pedestrians.

Getting out of the rickshaw, which, due to the traffic, had been moving at a maximum speed of 2 mph for at least a mile before Chandni Chowk actually starts evoked a sensation I imagine a neanderthal (or a Mainer, sorry Mainers) would experience if they were to be unthawed from a glacier and plopped in the middle of Times Square. Actually, for all I know a white lady in Chacos arriving in Chandni Chowk may be the Indian cinematic equivalent of Encino Man.
But despite my immediate apprehensions about electrocution (a lot more on that in a minute), stepping in human feces, or being stampeded by the crowd, Chandni Chowk and its neighbor the spice market Khari Baouli ended up being both charming and fascinating.

In many ways, sections like this of Old Delhi are a perfect cross-section of the paradigm that is India. On one street, women in brocade saris shop for gold jewelry and compact cars of families with iPods and cell phones fill the road. Step literally five feet into the heart of the market, and tiny barefoot men in dirty white tunics carry disproportionately gigantic loads of lumber, straw, and sacks of tea on their backs like ants on a march, even tinier babies play in the dirt, and Muslim women clad entirely in black shop for fruit in a scene that seems likely unchanged from one hundred years ago. You could also fully construct, furnish, and stock a thatched roof hut, medival mansion, Victorian hill station, modern apartment, Staten Island Italianate villa, livestock farm, and metropolitan subway system based on the variety of objects on offer in the neighborhood. It is a tangible and colorful example of a phenomena economists call clustering, where specific goods or services are tightly geographically grouped (aren't you glad I don't know anything else except that about economics and can't bore you with a real explanation?). Except here, instead of software in Silicon Valley or vague financial services in New York, there are streets that sell only pipes. And a million types of gramaphones (don't argue, you know you'll need more than one), antique telephones, door hinges, chandeliers, locks, scaffolding--all apparently made of bamboo, well known to be earth's most resiliant building material, not to mention the hundreds of shops selling rice, tea, spices, nuts, marigolds, frangipani, halwa, day-glo yellow melons and sweets. The streets also all lead into one another, are not marked, and begin to feel like a maze--miss the exit and you're faced with a future of wandering down alleyways selling giant woks until the end of time.

But we made it out, with only one big toe (mine, unfortunately) covered in a brown substance of dubious origin, eventually reaching the end of a dirt path populated with stray dogs and descended into the fully modern, mostly air-conditioned Delhi subway, which is allegedly modeled after the Tube. It was like wandering out of the Invasion of 1066 and into the R train , if the R train were fast, on time, not disgusting, filled with people wearing saris and polyester bell bottoms, and had reliable air conditioning. You get the idea I'm sure.

II. Electrophobia

Another interesting aspect of this Indian paradigm is that though our apartment is "modern" and has marble floors and heavy, extraordinarily ugly but probably costly molding, it does not have grounded wiring. This means that in the humidity, electrical appliances give off a charge and zap you when you touch them. The toaster, which acted as an omen of things to come, nearly took my arm off three days ago. Now the iron, desk lamp, and laptops give off a buzz. BJ does not seem to be particularly bothered or concerned about this, but I feel like a rat in an experiment designed to demonstrate the dumbness of rats by shocking them regardless of what they do. Much to BJ's amusement, I am afraid of the iron. And the kitchen, because it houses the toaster. And the desk lamp. Plus all sockets, wires, the laptop when it's charging---the list goes on to include most surfaces of our house. Lately, my paranoia has reached a new level and I have begun to imagine non-electrified things like rugs and keys in my hand while I am walking down the street are zapping me--the response to which is to jump like I am being stung by a bee/having a seizure and fling the keys in the air while BJ laughs hysterically and Indian men stare. I have even been having dreams about touching things and being zapped.

I guess that is an improvement from feeling like a rat in an experiment regarding the effects of nuclear laxatives, which is what last week felt like, but it's not amazing. Hopefully the dry season will bring some relief....


12 September 2009

Overwhelmed (Part III)




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Overwhelmed (Part II)

1. Bananas and modest woman (nr. Khari Baoli)
2. Waiting for a sale (nr. Khari Baoli)
3. Keeping tabs until the slaughter (nr. Khari Baoli)
4. Snacks (nr. Khari Baoli)
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Overwhelmed: Chandni Chowk and Khari Baoli

1. Waiting for the bus (Chandni Chowk)
2. Behind the spices (Khari Baoli)
3. Waiting to go home (Khari Baoli)
4. Tea (Khari Baoli)
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11 September 2009

Just trying to get a fat ride home

You've probably noticed that I have been posting a lot lately. The reason, to slake your thirst for an answer, is that I do not have a job. Even a volunteer one. Even a half-day part-time pay-to-work-so-you-can-put-it-on-your-resume one. But I'm working on it. In the meantime, since I've got all this free time on my hands having established that the one potential hobby I might pursue, headstanding yoga, is out of the question, I've been doing some shopping.

Yesterday, for example, we went to Le Marche supermarket in Vasant Vihar, an upscale and very expat-ed neighborhood in South Delhi to pick up some western foods. The market, though expensive by Indian standards, was just like being in the states, aside from the guard swatting at flies with a tennis racket and the checkout teller with body odor strong enough to remove paint (more on my theory of the subcontinent untouched by deodorant another time). We bought some pretzel bits, peanut butter, and an absurdly large block of parmesan cheese that in order to ever equalize out into our budget will have to last us until 2014 at the earliest.

Then it was time to find a rickshaw home. If you have not been religiously reading our blog (and if not, why not?) you may not have seen the bit about Delhi rickshaws and the meter. They are 'supposed' to take you on the meter, but almost never do and so you have to barter. Though I am sure sticking out like a sore thumb will always work to my disadvantage when bargaining here, I am hoping that being able to conduct the bargaining in Hindi will help.

After yesterday posting the creatively constructed email from our friend and correspondent Bunty Everest in Pushkar, I feel should confess that my Hindi skills are horrific and I could certainly not compose even a sentence about the bright on room with windows on the out side. We are starting classes (nearby the home of the fire escape goat pictured yesterday, I might add) on Monday, so hopefully that will bring some improvement, but so far for a person with a background in foreign languages things have been grim. My vocabulary consists (literally) of the following words:

okay
it's okay
yes
bottle
to urinate
water
fat
I am not a man
I am rich/I am not rich.

You try stringing those together to get a fair price on a taxi and let me know how it goes. I blame some of this on my friend Priya, a Fulbrighter doing research on the Bollywood film industry who spent part of her childhood here and speaks Hindi, who said she would teach me a few words. To her credit she did not explicitly say she would teach me useful words.

I did try to explain once after being quoted a price for a 5 minute rickshaw ride around the corner, the sum of which would have purchased a bus ticket from here to the Arabian peninsula, that I am not rich just because I am western and it's not fair to try to rip people off based on their skin color or something insipidly useless like that. What came out, because I do not in fact know any of the words necessary to express that thought in Hindi, was a much simpler sentence mostly beyond my control about fat and urination that did not lower the price of the ride. Just you wait, rickshawwallahs of the world, until I can express myself properly.

More on the rains....

A Times of India slideshow that captures the monsoon rains - and Delhi's remarkable lack of preparedness for them - well.

10 September 2009

Love, Bunty

From: bunty everest
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 06:59:30 -0700 (PDT)
To: <atchley.john@gmail.com>
Dear Sir
frist you are the most welcome in pushkar fair and hotel everest we do have a room for you!
about the room i let you know that on that day we have a only one room left which room i going to give you its our new room on top flor room have a priavte bath and hotshower with two big window out side and with big double comfortable bed and this room on very bright its cost for you 2995rs for one night for double room including a tax
about our hotel if you want any information you can visit lonelyplanet.com and rajasthan lonely planet 2008 and india lonley planet 2009(latest) or visit our website
we looking forward to you
kind regard
your host
bunty


if you were wondering, we're planning to go to the Pushkar Camel Festival in Rajasthan at the end of October.

Bizarro Delhi

The end is nigh - we've just been taken on the meter!
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Monsoon Season, Curiously

I. Rain

First, as a little background, we are currently experiencing a rainstorm here. Nothing like the Mumbai monsoon rains of 2005, but still, a lot of rain.
Last night, on my way to a yoga workshop on headstands (turns out I'm terrible at headstands and last night's efforts seem to have bruised my cranium, which I'm sure bodes well for taking the LSAT in a couple of weeks) in Kailash Colony, a neighborhood near here, the sky was dark grey and looking and feeling almost literally like it was about to burst. It was during rush hour, when already bone-jarring traffic becomes almost intractable and drivers begin to lean constantly on their horns. Suddenly, while we (me+autorickshaw) were wedged in a non-lane between two Tata trucks and a man on a bicycle rickshaw ladden with cardboard scrap, the rain came down. And down. And down. Drivers, unable to see and thus unable to drive, gave longer, drawn-out honks instead while the water pooled up around their tires.
The man on the bicycle rickshaw pulling sodden cardboard (that had by now swelled and doubled in size and no doubt weight) produced a small plastic baggie from his pocket and fixed it on his head like a skullcap and kept riding, apparently content that at least four square inches of his body were protected while at least a quarter of his lower half was underwater. A woman walking in a sari along the side of the road held a leaf over her head. I mean, a leaf? Meanwhile, I, white lady in rickshaw, had both a rainjacket and umbrella and was successfully barricading myself in a waterproof fort.

This is the thing I find so curious about a country that experiences monsoon, oh, say, 3.5 months of every year: I have yet to see a single Indian sporting a rainjacket or umbrella. I have seen a few old, fat ladies carrying umbrellas to shield themselves from the sun, but when the weather turns, the umbrellas disappear and they stand staring at the sky in sodden clothing as though it were a freak occurence that they had never seen and were thus unable to prepare for (the fact that it rained yesterday evening, and the evening before that, and before that, and well, come to think of it, every evening since late June not being adequate advanced notice), aside from grabbing the nearest Ziplock snack pack or 4" scrap of flora. Maybe they don't mind the acid rain as much as I do?

II. Cooking

This morning, feeling a little homesick, I thought I'd take a break from the dal, rice, and chappati business and make some poached eggs and toast. We'd ordered organic eggs from a farm run by a Frenchman south of Delhi and accidentally ended up with three whole trout in addition to a dozen eggs, and I thought I could at least make good use of the eggs (anyone have a recipe for 4 lbs of trout?). That's where the fun started. The kitchen roof apparently leaks. I wouldn't have known this aside from the fact that the kitchen floor was covered in 1/2" of water. The socket that the toaster oven (which, I might add, until recently had a large spider living in it---I confess that I couldn't get him out and resorted to toasting him to death) connects to is not grounded, so touching the toaster when it's on, to, for example,take the toast out, means you get a little zing. Combine the two scenarios and I'm having bit of a pavlovian aversion to making toast ever again.

Furthermore, for some reason we currently have no running water in our kitchen, which meant I couldn't wash any dishes to put said electrified toast and eggs on, unless I used the water pouring through the ceiling, I guess, which seemed too disgusting even for current standards given that our roof is what one might euphemistically call 'biodiverse'. Maybe getting a cook to come won't be so bad afterall.

I leave you with the above photo of a goat we encountered while looking (with minimal success and with maximum effort, like all things in India) for our Hindi school the other day.
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08 September 2009

Welcome to Delhi, or, My First Encounter with Delhi Belly


It's Dana this time.

I arrived in Delhi last Tuesday night (a week ago) and had been settling in nicely---the jet lag wasn't terrible, I got some of the ever-popular shalwar khameez or "Indian Pajamas" to stay cool in the heat(photos of those to come, as promised), and I had started to explore the nooks and crannies of South Delhi. And then.......I got a visit from the Delhi Belly.

I'll let you imagine the details yourselves (or not) but this morning, properly felled to my knees by the wonders of Indian street cooking, we ventured to the giant, shiny Max hospital across the street. The only thing is that by street, I mean 4 (western,85 Indian) lanes of hurtling buses, autorickshaws, motorbikes, and cars divided by a median of crumbling bricks covered with debris. I'm sure it's fine for sprinting across if you don't feel like you'll expel all fluids from your body while simultaneouly passing out, is all I can say.

Anyway, as eluded to by BJ's visit to the doctor to conquer Lyme's disease, the modern, urban Indian hospital is in fact more like an international chain hotel that happens to give colonoscopies and saline drips. I got the latter (see above) to help bring my blood pressure back up and to make it possible to venture back across the street alive.

After the mini-adventure getting to the hospital, things inside were in fact much cleaner, more orderly, and quicker than any experience I've ever had in an NYC hospital. What's more, in India, where the idea of life insurance is just beginning to emerge in the middle and upper classes but health insurance does not, medical expenses are unbelievably low. The cost of my visit with an internist? 600 rupees,or $12. The cost of five days worth of antibiotics, antidiarrheals, etc? 300 rupees, or $6. Granted, that's still well beyond the reach of the average Indian, so it's not as though the Indian scheme is any more fair than the American one in a relative sense. But, another discussion for another day.

For now I'm taking my $6 pills and drinking the chicken soup that my landlady insisted on sending up (after I refused 5 times and said I was already in bed/asleep/not dressed....it does taste good though).
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07 September 2009

We Live Here (Part 4)

One of the few cars that doesn't seem to be a Mercedes.
Neighborhood street.
Neighborhood ironing shop. (Sheets for just 10 rupees, or 20 cents).
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We Live Here (Part 3)

Our street.
Our $6 MM building (or so I was told). (Owner: ground floor, owner's brother: first floor, John & Dana: second floor).
Our gate (secured by a 24 hour guard).
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We Live Here (Part 2)

Living room. We're still trying to figure out what to do here.
Stairs to kitchen (but no pictures of the kitchen).
Guest bedroom, which may become the living room, as there is nice light, and a small balcony with plants.
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We Live Here (Part 1 of Unknown)

Bedroom.
Makeshift desk/dresser in bedroom.
A chair. I sit here sometimes and read. It's very sunny.
The terrace (off of the bedroom). Also very sunny and looks out onto a park (where children play and birds sing).
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